"I want to be your man bitch' is bar none the funniest post I've seen all day. I just imagine a guy, who does all of your everyday basic tasks and general bidding, who gets absolutely nothing in return. No blowjobs. No pussy. Not even cuckolding. No physical contact or consideration. You really should take him up on his offer and video it.
Ugh, those gets on my last nerve. They fuck up every job so you will beat them more. I cant stand wimpy or lacky in any world. No thanks